Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class?
I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you dumbfuck!"My Thanks to Ellen for this !!!
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2 comments:
LOL! Very funny. ;-)
I loved it as soon as I read it! Ellen is a tiny thing and the thought of her punching someone just made me laugh!! Feisty and fun!
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